Ben's Oceanic 4kqt - BBQ X readiness - The last year

[40v4kq]

I agree with Jimmy. I also believe everyone should blow up a 20vt before they step up the a V8. lol

[AngryTaco]

Manly men run pushrod V8s

[40v4kq]

Please allow me to name a few I have...BOSS 302 (car and engine), HP 383, HP2 440 6-pack (missing the 6-pack).

[pilihp2]

Ladies love a DOHC

[85oceanic]

Bummer to hear this Ben. It's happened to all of us, in fact, I am convinced everyone should blow up a 20vt learning to tune before they jump into a nice 20v setup

Ya, true story man! I guess I managed to take the hard/expensive road.

[85oceanic]

Ladies love a DOHC

TRUTH.

[scubadave]

ladies don't know what they're looking at. it could be a chrome gerbil and for all they know its uber powerful and sexy if its shiny and goes pishhh when you shift. however, at least that gets em wet!

[40v4kq]

Ladies love a DOHC

That's why they go crazy for the jetta.

[Mcstiff]

Bummer to hear this Ben. It's happened to all of us, in fact, I am convinced everyone should blow up a 20vt learning to tune before they jump into a nice 20v setup

Or at least a 7at

[nsimps]

Or at least a 7at

Nope, sorry

[chaloux]

Screw that, why not do it twice, or even three times!

Derp

[85oceanic]

Screw that, why not do it twice, or even three times!

Derp

Hell, maybe we are messing up these ones just so we can step into an 07K.

[chaloux]

I'd be lying if I said I hadn't considered it.

Fuck it, time to turn up the boost.

[vt10vt]

Ladies love a DOHC

Included with all 07k purchases. For you and your relationship's protection.

[AngryTaco]

Ladies love 16 pushrods all working in unision to achieve a common goal

[40v4kq]

ladies don't know what they're looking at.

Ture a lot of the time, but at least some try. Sadly there are girls who avoid men who have cars as a hobby.

[chaloux]

I don't blame them, they (cars) take a lot of time and money.

[Mcstiff]

ladies don't know what they're looking at.

Ture a lot of the time, but at least some try. Sadly there are girls who avoid men who have cars as a hobby.

That is probably for the best in the long run.

[dana]

ladies don't know what they're looking at.

Ture a lot of the time, but at least some try. Sadly there are girls who avoid men who have cars as a hobby.

That is probably for the best in the long run.

cars and machine obsession almost cost me my relationship twice and counting. Trying to build a car for her and involve her some this time around.....see how that goes.

[Mcstiff]

Ture a lot of the time, but at least some try. Sadly there are girls who avoid men who have cars as a hobby.

That is probably for the best in the long run.

cars and machine obsession almost cost me my relationship twice and counting. Trying to build a car for her and involve her some this time around.....see how that goes.

1. You can look at pictures of nice cars all you want to and not feel like a pervert.
2. You can lust after another car and your current car won’t care.
3. You can hang any kind of car picture in your dorm room and not get in trouble.
4. Women can’t go 200 miles per hour.
5. A woman can’t carry four of your friends on a road trip.
6. You can replace your car any time you want and not feel bad.
7. A car doesn’t have girlfriend cars that will talk about you and tell her that you are not good for her.
8. You can’t install sub-woofers in a woman.
9. You can rub and wax a car in your driveway and not get arrested.
10. Car’s don’t care if you leave them in the garage overnight.
11. Cars don’t care if you go on a trip for three weeks and don’t call them.
12. I f you are nice enough, your friend will almost always let you borrow their car.
13. You can get together with friends and compare cars and not sound like pigs.
14. Car’s don’t get mad at you for no reason every 28 days.
15. You can have two cars at once and they won’t be jealous of each other.
16. Cars don’t have relatives that you have to be nice to.
17. You can always test drive a car before making a commitment.
18. Car’s come with an owners manual.
19. Your car does not care if you get fat and walk around with no shirt on.
20. You have 100% complete control over the direction of that car at all times.
21. You can stare at nice cars in a parking lot and your car won’t care.
22. You can’t put a bumper sticker that says “How’s my driving? Dial 1-800- EAT-S*IT!” on a woman.
23. Car’s could not care less about commitment.
24. You don’t mind too much if your friends always want a ride in your car.
25. If your car is being repaired, you can usually get a loaner car.
26. If you are 21, you can legally rent a car. ‘Nuff said…
27. You can complain about how ratty your car looks and people think it’s funny.
28. You can sell your car to a complete stranger and nobody will get mad at you.
29. A woman does not have keyless entry or remote ignition.
30. There are 50 year old cars that still look good.

[85oceanic]

I dunno about you guys, but I'm not one to post an Audi exhaust pipe, or any other non-human female exhaust pipe for that matter. I much prefer the real deal... BUUUUT That's just me; AND, I know we are a bunch of automotive whack jobs around here, so I guess whatever floats your boat or sinks your sub.

[chaloux]

I don't even know what we're talking about anymore

[Mcstiff]

[AngryTaco]

Tacos. Pink ones

[85oceanic]

wow...