Ben's Oceanic 4kqt - BBQ X readiness - The last year

[AngryTaco]

Here is a solution:

Stay away from women. Why?

Have more money for car. Have more time for car. You can hit a car when it pisses you off and not go to jail (unless you are going for insurance fraud ). You can verbally abuse a car. A car will take you places, a woman will drag you down to hell! A car might kill you, but you'll have a big ass smile on your face when it happens. A car can't take a life insurance policy out on you and then you "unfortunately" have an "accident" while driving really fast through the canyons of N. California in an attempt to throw you off the side of a cliff when your only hope is a guardrail to save the day.

[dana]

Here is a solution:

Stay away from women. Why?

Have more money for car. Have more time for car. You can hit a car when it pisses you off and not go to jail (unless you are going for insurance fraud ). You can verbally abuse a car. A car will take you places, a woman will drag you down to hell! A car might kill you, but you'll have a big ass smile on your face when it happens. A car can't take a life insurance policy out on you and then you "unfortunately" have an "accident" while driving really fast through the canyons of N. California in an attempt to throw you off the side of a cliff when your only hope is a guardrail to save the day.

hmm well thought out and logical argument....however, its completely negated by those tingly-jinglies and the inexpiable need for

[scubadave]

A little tweak on what was said;

A car will take you wherever you want to go and make you as comfortable as you decide as it does so, and does it all without complaint.
Women want to drag you wherever THEY want to go regardless of your comfort. In fact the more uncomfortable, the more they know you are willing to put up with.

If you want to get busy in the back seat, a car will accommodate to the best of its ability offering a comfortable place to sit, with heating, cooling and if necessary some Barry white.

Most womans back seat is off limmits. Period.

[85oceanic]

Here is a solution:

Stay away from women. Why?

Have more money for car. Have more time for car. You can hit a car when it pisses you off and not go to jail (unless you are going for insurance fraud ). You can verbally abuse a car. A car will take you places, a woman will drag you down to hell! A car might kill you, but you'll have a big ass smile on your face when it happens. A car can't take a life insurance policy out on you and then you "unfortunately" have an "accident" while driving really fast through the canyons of N. California in an attempt to throw you off the side of a cliff when your only hope is a guardrail to save the day.

Dude, you're one tainted guy when it comes to women. LOL I'll share my automotive love with my lady, infact, she wants a coupe quattro of her own someday.

[85oceanic]

Here is a solution:

Stay away from women. Why?

Have more money for car. Have more time for car. You can hit a car when it pisses you off and not go to jail (unless you are going for insurance fraud ). You can verbally abuse a car. A car will take you places, a woman will drag you down to hell! A car might kill you, but you'll have a big ass smile on your face when it happens. A car can't take a life insurance policy out on you and then you "unfortunately" have an "accident" while driving really fast through the canyons of N. California in an attempt to throw you off the side of a cliff when your only hope is a guardrail to save the day.

hmm well thought out and logical argument....however, its completely negated by those tingly-jinglies and the inexpiable need for

[dana]

Most womans back seat is off limmits. Period.

thank god for those other ladies

[AngryTaco]

Most womans back seat is off limmits. Period.

thank god for those other ladies

Yeah they are called "Whores"

[dana]

Most womans back seat is off limmits. Period.

thank god for those other ladies

Yeah they are called "Whores"

maybe you need to look for women outside of idaho

[85oceanic]

That ^^^^

Seriously though Mr. Taco, once you find that right gal, it will be so worth it. Believe you me man. And if she is the "right" one, she will support your automotive obsession, maybe even participate. Even if it's just in the back seat of your car.

[85oceanic]

Back on topic...

I will just leave this here...



Note: I should be back up and running within the next week.

[chaloux]

OOOOOFFF. Man that's wild. My det looked way different. From the top down. Probably from backpressure vs you lean on crazy boost. LOL

[loxxrider]

Damn, now that is some det!

On the other topic, I agree that the right one will support you in your hobby . the wrong ones are the ones you'rereferring to.

[PRY4SNO]

Nice rod.

No homo.

[ringbearer]

Ouch, try some lube next time big boi

And lol Jared, you will change your tune when you meet the right lady

[AngryTaco]

Never!! I got 99 problems as it is and I dont need 100

[scubadave]

ladys dont add one problem. they are usually 50% of the problems you have when you got one. Hes better off making car magic happen getting rid of as many problems he can. then when life is nice and quiet, maybe he will let a woman into his life. With school, starting a business, and making ends meet, currently he has no time to adjust for a lady.

[chaloux]

Half way point status report?

[85oceanic]

Half way point status report?

Not yet. :( Just waiting on rings from Autohausaz. SO hopefully by tomorrow I have them.

[AudiSport4000]

Doh!!

[AngryTaco]

[85oceanic]

Tracking says rings will be here on the 3rd, but right now they are sitting in Pendleton. SO with a bit of luck they will show tomorrow or saturday.

[chaloux]

Fingers crossed! Need vids...

[85oceanic]

Fingers crossed! Need vids...

I know right!?!

[85oceanic]

... taps foot... rings still not here. Maybe tomorrow, just maybe. Even if they do come tomorrow, I'm not sure if I will get to work on the car. My friend Zach recently got a job at Audi Henderson, so I need to get his 90 going so he can take it down to Vegas. THEN next weekend, I'm going to be in Reno meeting the GF's family for the first time. Soooo, more realistically, I'm a solid two weeks out now? Unless I get a free bay at work in the evenings so I can wrench on the car.


EDIT...

I need some of this action ASAP!

[85oceanic]

Rings arrived today and the piston is already in, so hopefully by the end of tomorrow I'm back up and running.